Phil Hellmuth to hit the tables hard in May; Joan Rivers now known as Miss Cement Face and more………
Friday, May 1, 2009 - P0ker J0
Hello UB-land:
Ok so how can I NOT start with the Celebrity Apprentice. Really is time for P0ker J0 to head back to the doctor for some good old blood pressure pills. I haven’t been this wound up since my son wrote his name on my new white cabinets in permanent black marker!! Ok so I digress. So Joan Rivers has decided that all poker players are white trash?? Have blood money? Have no last names?? I mean come on! Again – Annie held her head up high and showed perfect restraint (something that I would have not been able to accomplish in the same situation). Melissa Rivers surely made her true colours (or colors if you are in the US) apparent didn’t she? Wow – P0ker J0 speechless again. Rarely happens. I will truly be glued to my TV this coming Sunday. But here is a challenge to all you poker players. If you feel slandered by Miss Cement Face herself (yes you donkeys -I mean Joan Rivers) then leave a comment on my blog. Let’s get some action here!
Ok so what next – how about our very own HollywoodDave winning the WSOP circuit event! Wow from blackjack to poker – pure genius. I’m so proud of him and look forward to hanging with the HD at the series this summer. Congrats again Dave – love you!
So May is a month with the Poker Brat himself. Watch every Tuesday in May for the one and only Phil Hellmuth playing at the tables. Play with him in the $30+3 and gun for him -he has a bounty on his head. This is your chance to get down and dirty with the poker brat himself. Enjoy!
So I mentioned that P0ker H0 has graduated from online radio to mainstream radio. While still doing his “thang” every Sunday night on Rounders Radio, you can now check him and his buddy Wiscomurray on WTDY every Saturday from 2:00 – 3:00 pm. Check out the website for more details. And for the record – NO – I’m not suggesting that P0ker H0 has a great face for radio!! 
Well I think that’s all she wrote for now – stay tuned for more promo details on our own Tiffany Michelle and Scott Ian – yes – another home game with the rockstars! I’m just waiting to see if Jon Bon Jovi RSVP’d. Details to follow!
Ok – P0ker J0 out for another week. Enjoy
xoxoo
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Tags: Celebrity Apprentice, Hollywood Dave, Joan Rivers, Phil Hellmuth, Scott Ian, Tiffany "Tiffany M" Michelle
May 1st, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Mellisa and Joan rivers are two people who have made a career
out of trashing people for what they wear and how they look. Joan was a very successful comedian before she started the red carpet celeb trashing thing. But Mellisa’s whole career was slamming people for they way they dress.
I think they thought they were just going to come into Celebrity Apprentice and do the same old backstabbing,trash talking,manipulation that they have used there whole careers
and draw attention to themselves. And say look at me. I think Joan was pretty clear she didn’t care about the money for her charity. She was only there to promote herself.
The Evil Rivers didn’t plan on Annie Duke being such a smart business person. And a very intelligent person. I mean after all she is a pokah player, a pokah player.
In the end all the people involved showed their true colors.
the Evil Rivers are vile , disgusting people.
And Annie Duke is a very smart,beautiful and caring person.As well as great poker player, but we already knew that.
May 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 am
YOU CAN BET URE BOTTOM DOLLAR ITS GONNA BE SET UP FOR SOME RANDOM FISH TO TAKE OUT THE CHEIF!
JUST LIKE CONVIVIAL GUY DID TO ME IN THE 100K LOL,..ALL FISHING ASIDE I THINK THERES GOING TO BE A LARGE NUMBER CONSIDERING RARITY…WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS THIS:::::
HOW COME IF UB IS ON THE CEREUS NETWORK AND UB/AP ARE THE SAME SURELY THE TOURNEYS SHOULD BE PLACED ON EACH SITE,
I DONT SEE AP WHOM WITH I BEEN FOR A WHILE NOW LISTING ANY SPECIAL EVENTS LIKE THIS 1,.!
SURELY AP COULD LIST THE PHIL HELMUTH BEAT BRAT CAMPAIGN SO THAT I CAN PLAY AND USE THE POINTS I HAVE ON AP AS I CERTAINLY DONT HAVE ANY ON UB OR ANY CASH FOR THAT MATTER..
JUST MAKES IT DIFFICULT…
IF I MAKE IT IN THE 100K AGAIN TONIGHT WISH ME LUCK AS I DO ALL YOU GUYS,..HELL IVE PLAYED THE DAMM THING EVENT NOW LIKE 12 TIMES IN THE PAST 4 MONTHS,ID LIKE TO DO A SCOTT IAN AND WIN IT LIKE HE WON THE 200K!THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE,!
CANT COMPLAIN OFFLINE LIKE I HAVE ONLINE THOUGH,I HAVE PLAYED SEVERAL LIVE TOURNEYS ,AND HAVE BEEN HOLDING FIRM WITH SEVERAL WINS AND 2ND PLACE FINISHES EVEN 2X HEADS UP WITH MY OWN BROTHER AT MY LOCAL CLUB LOL….
GL POKER YO! THEY CALL ME THE DOC BUT IM NOT REALLY SO U GET NO PILLS IM AFRAID!
May 2nd, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Hey I feel slandered by the Rivers’ family too! Lets stick it to them! Excessive plastic surgery addictions are white trash, I say! Lol…
Go Annie!
May 4th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Joan Rivers’ face looks like one of those cheap plastic Halloween masks I used to wear when I was a kid.